Forever Alone

Well, the fact that Jake is now dating someone, reminded me that for some reason I am still alone, lonely, single, SOLA, by my self, on my own, without anybody, however you wanna call it. That made me feel sad. I mean, how did Jake get someone before me? I'm not saying he is ugly or anything, I mean, he is kinda hot according to my 15 year old self. My point is, I came to the US to meet people, to find people, to meet hot americans, and I am still single. How did that happen? Am I doing something wrong here? Am I THAT ugly? I'm confused...

But like I always say, I'm Forever Alone dude... I'm used to it. At this point I just stopped complaining. And from now on, I'm not even gonna wonder why I'm still single...

At least I can date this picture:

Yeah, I know. I'm a weirdo. When you don't have a guy to go out with, at least you can pretend to date a picture of a hot guy right?